First World Problems

Migraines. Time. Work.
Comfort vs. Tension.
Sugar: tooth decay.
Calorie free: cancer.


Buffets!


Auto-complete?
Fuck you.
Cords?
Fuck you.


Ignore speling.


iPod. Blackberry.
Tight pants. No space.
Fuck you.
I'm a tubby little emperor.


Buffets!


The best method?
Stay on top of it all.
Especially the ladies.
Fuck yeah.


Swol as hell.


Nagging. Roundabout convo.
Waste my time?
Fuck you.
No time for lightweights.


Real problems.


White man's burred.
Guilt. Hide.
South Asia?
Sub-Saharan Africa?


Hovel in crap.


Run away?
Good luck.
Cyclical conundrum.
Wherever you are.


You're white.


First world problems.
One thing is worse:
My sweaty left palm and
the itch in my right foot.


They're new kicks.